I dont understand when in horror movies…
The girl is like…
And the killer is like…
and the scene ends like…
they should invent
a treadmill
with a laptop built in
and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work
like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides
i would lose so much weight
and like if you wanted to download something you had to run
and the faster you ran, the faster it downloaded
i see you steal facebook status
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That awkward moment when you spell a word and it doesn’t look right.
You’re like
“Wait, is that right?”
Then you look it up and it’s right and you’re like
“Why did it look so weird?”
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
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